# of bitches who've scrolled

c. 1995

Josh, Joshua or J.D. There are 3 people on earth allowed to call me Joshie and statistically chances are you're not one of them.

Gay, atheist, not in favor of any particular political party.

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29th July 2014

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kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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29th July 2014

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awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

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29th July 2014

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Have you ever read something that killed you inside?

Like a text message or someone’s status. Everything was going fine until you accidentally came across something you didn’t want to read. Or found out something you were better off not knowing. It’s almost as if it was posted just to purposely hurt you. But you constantly read it over and over again to torture yourself. It sucks how one little thing can ruin your whole day. 

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29th July 2014

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29th July 2014

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beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

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29th July 2014

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reblog if ur a rebel

republicanthot:

-stay up past 8pm
-watch pg movies w/o parental guidance
-eats yogurt

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29th July 2014

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fitzgeraldthefourth:

fitzgeraldthefourth:

omfg today a girl at school told me i was wearing the same outfit i wore yesterday

lmao

I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS HILARIOUS

WE HAVE A UNIFORM

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29th July 2014

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wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

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29th July 2014

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ADHD or Something Meta on the Subject

"Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder; ‘ADHD’, for short."
That’s what they told my mom. Apparently, what everyone else heard was, “another excuse to be a stupid, annoying kid.”
I mean, I never noticed anything wrong with myself. I thought it was perfectly normal to turn every surface beneath my fingertips into a drum set for as many long minutes as I was allowed before someone stopped me.
Elaborate, seizure-like hand and neck motions were an unconscious skeletal synchronization to the cacophony of sights and sounds that were the wars my imaginary friends waged behind my eyes; I never thought how weird or ridiculous I looked from the outside, silently flailing and jerking while staring uninterrupted directly in front of me.
Wait, how did everyone else finish writing that so quickly? I was too busy thinking about how “FYI” isn’t a noun, I’m sorry - no, don’t erase it please - oh no, now how will I get my homework done? I can’t ask, it’s too embarrassing, and she’ll ask me why and I won’t have an answer…
No, I didn’t forget to do it, I never wrote it down. I don’t know why! Stop yelling, please, it doesn’t help…
I just sat down, how does everyone else have all of their stuff inside their desks already? And why aren’t we allowed to use our back packs to carry our books around, that’s so stupid. Everyone’s arms hurt, and people wipe out and spill there stuff all over the floor all the time - oh, crap, she’s asking questions already, oh no she noticed I don’t have my stuff organized, she’s gonna call me out - no, I’m not disorganized! You didn’t have to announce it to the entire class, now they’re all staring…I was just…busy…
What do you mean we’re going to spend “a few weeks” on this? I get it, everyone gets it, come on already I’m so bored. No, I won’t do this worksheet, it’s exactly the same as the last four you’ve just changed a few words on it. My mom tells me all the time ink isn’t cheap, and you’re wasting it.
What do you mean I’m grounded for not doing my homework? That’s ok, I’ll have fun inside.
I can’t run up and down the stairs? You want me to…just…sit here, all night, staring at the ceiling? And you wonder why I sit just staring at and flailing my hands all the time.
What? I got…first place? Wow, this science stuff is easy. I hope the next academic bowl goes as well.
First place, again? Oh man, this is so cool! See, I’m not dumb! Homework is dumb…
This pile of slips for not doing my homework that I was supposed to get my mom to sign is dumb…
This slip for accidentally scratching Alex with a pencil by accident because he tickled me is dumb. He touched me! And he didn’t even get in trouble! What happened to keeping your hands to yourself?
No, I don’t want to play basketball. Basketball sucks and I hate it and why did you sign me up for it? See, I’m terrible, can I quit now? There’s so much noise and too many people and rules to pay attention to. I’ve never even watched a basketball game. I’m eleven years old, how or why would I know or care what a full court press is? And basketball has so much standing still. Can I go back to playing soccer? I got to run so much. What do you mean it’s too expensive? Would I be able to if you hadn’t paid for basketball in advance?
What the hell is an iPhone? It sounds dumb, but it looks really cool. Wow, ok, I want one.
High school? Another catholic school? Great another place to hear nigger jokes all day. Real creative, guys.
Huh, it’s weird to pay attention to my own head. I’ve changed so much since 7th grade. That medicine made me lose a lot of weight, and I stopped playing with my hands and my imaginary friends got all quiet…
Math?
Math is cool.
I like math.
MATH.
MathMathMathMathMath what do you mean I’m failing history?
SUMMER MATH TO GET AHEAD IN MATH
MATH MATH MATH MATH what do you mean I’m failing history?
MORE SUMMER MATH YEAH
MATH
MATH MATH MATH what do you mean I’m failing religion?
I don’t like math so much anymore. What do you mean 0 is only sometimes 0?
A der-whatnow?
College applications? T…t…talk…to my teachers? But…but…but I’ve never done that…they enforced the whole iron curtain concept between students and teachers for so long at my old school…Ok it’s ok, I can get back to it. Let’s do MATH because math is starting to look cool again yeah infinity and stuff woo
I don’t really NEED a teacher recommendation, right?…right?….
MATH and PHYSICS aww yis and hey French is pretty alright I guess I mean my teacher likes me and all
What do you mean my guidance counselor needs to talk to me? I can’t do that. No. no no. no. Everything is wrong. No. I can’t. I was just busy, and…and I didn’t get around to it and…and……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

Editor’s note: In all honesty I don’t remember writing most of this.
Pro tip: ice cream is a bad snack for 3am

Tagged: 600 days without incident

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17th June 2014

Photo reblogged from Breanie's Word Vomit with 734,622 notes

artbymoga:

stylefordays:

tyleroakley:

9 words to make you really think.

This. Is. Profound.

This is something everyone should see

artbymoga:

stylefordays:

tyleroakley:

9 words to make you really think.

This. Is. Profound.

This is something everyone should see

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