# of bitches who've scrolled

c. 1995

Josh, Joshua or J.D. There are 3 people on earth allowed to call me Joshie and statistically chances are you're not one of them.

Gay, atheist, not in favor of any particular political party.

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20th March 2014

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4th March 2014

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24th February 2014

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mcsnezspicedlatte:

kaylamariesmiley:

destiel-is-superwholocked:

babyyoureacriminal:

chosenprat:

I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose

Can We All Just Applaud This Person?

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And I’m sure that really happened

So you’re going to be violent with people that make jokes? What are you, a caveman?

Unga unga I approve

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24th February 2014

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p0kemina:

I THINK I JUST DIED

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24th February 2014

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mybisexualfury:

givemethedrug:

"No you cant you’re 7" I laughed but this is wonderful

I love this!!!!

God dammit, Dave. Ruining dreams here.

sushinfood:

mybisexualfury:

givemethedrug:

"No you cant you’re 7" I laughed but this is wonderful

I love this!!!!

God dammit, Dave. Ruining dreams here.

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17th February 2014

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Oh and then I have another class 3 hours after that so no I don’t have time to sleep

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17th February 2014

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I also have no idea at what point it became 6am but I have class in 2 1/2 hours whoops

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17th February 2014

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My roommate is a confirmed compulsive, pathological liar and intentionally makes distressed noises when we think he’s asleep so we’ll feel bad for him, but like 10 minutes ago he just sat bolt upright and screamed "DAMMIT JOHNSON GET THE SQUIRRELS" and then laid back down like it was nothing and my suitemates on the other side of the wall are still laughing

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17th February 2014

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Where the Heart Is

If my heart were a house

Your smile would open me up to the morning sunlight
Your laughter would paint my walls in soft, warm tones
Your eyes would furnish my soul with our memories

If your mind were a storm

Your touch would spread lightning through my veins, and thunder through my chest
Your breath would toss the clouds from my mind
Your lips would make still the ocean of my body
Your gaze would dry the rain from my eyes

If our love were a story

I’d bleed volumes
I would hold my raw thoughts to the paper and press ‘til I’d torn through myself
I would scream our epic to the stars
I would write my way over chasms, through mountains
Just to meet you in the middle

If my heart were a house

You’d be home.

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17th February 2014

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larstheyeti:

This is my life now.

larstheyeti:

This is my life now.

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