# of bitches who've scrolled

c. 1995

Josh, Joshua or J.D. There are 3 people on earth allowed to call me Joshie and statistically chances are you're not one of them.

Gay, atheist, not in favor of any particular political party.

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18th August 2014

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macaronivevo:

finally

macaronivevo:

finally

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18th August 2014

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killbenedictcumberbatch:

mmmmbeefy96:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

but now much you wanna bet that pics of them getting milk from mcdonalds will start circulating. imagine the racist comments. like imagine 

breaking windows to steal the milk, even if used to clear the tear gas out of their eyes, is wrong.



we have reached peak cracker

killbenedictcumberbatch:

mmmmbeefy96:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

but now much you wanna bet that pics of them getting milk from mcdonalds will start circulating. imagine the racist comments. like imagine 

breaking windows to steal the milk, even if used to clear the tear gas out of their eyes, is wrong.

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we have reached peak cracker

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18th August 2014

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  • stranger: mines 10 inches hbu?
  • me: cedar with unicorn core

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18th August 2014

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heirofslytherin:

Guess who goes back to school tomorrow?

Not me.

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18th August 2014

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Straight White Boy Problem #425

straightwhiteboyproblems:

when you and the bros can’t find a place in the frat house to hang the american flag

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18th August 2014

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World Trade Center by (Manhattan4)

World Trade Center by (Manhattan4)

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16th August 2014

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nostalgiaultra:

warchief:

where are the relatable posts at?

tfw you try and avoid grandma but she’s too fast. She’s so fucking fast. Why is grandma so fast?

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16th August 2014

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verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

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16th August 2014

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starllex:

spacegiants:

chicken nuggets arent even that great

what did you just say

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12th August 2014

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Me at family reunions.

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