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this is the emotion police. being sad is illegal now. youre coming with us, buddy. we’re gonna take a little trip downtown. you wanna go get ice cream and see a movie?
what type of currency do they use in outer space
does anyone want to see a picture of me rubbing my cock
me and my beautiful cock
uhm excuse me what the fuck??? I’m known as cock girl around these parts i don’t want no man comin’ in here acting like he owns the place
im literally called cock girl haven’t you seen my posts
i got you beat sorry cock girl
ever heard the saying quality is better than quantity?
sorry babe but
my cocks are very quality
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
or skin them and wear their face as a hat
Internet Explorer’s just sitting there alone
I think you may have missed the entire point of this image
*[male presence intensifies]*
men don’t cross their legs because it’s gay if the balls touch
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
did anyone else do that thing when they were in elementary where you write T H I S on your knuckles and a stick figure on one palm and a scribble on the other and you go “this is bob bob says hi this is bob when the car comes by” thing. that was messed up.
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